Para Geek Peeve #4

Para Geek Peeve #4: I’ll never understand the morbid fascination with investigating cemeteries.  Just because a tombstone is on the ground doesn’t mean spirits are haunting the place.  Isn’t that what old creepy houses are for?  I think investigating a cemetery must be a lot like walking into a bar 15 minutes before closing…  Shame may be what you’ll feel in the morning, but you’ll tell yourself it’s worth it if you get lucky.